The Hipster May 16, 2011

Definition of a Hipster

Hipster – 
One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. 
(Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term “cool”; a Hipster would instead say “deck.”) The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat.
Steve Urkel was many things. Many hilarious, nasal things. One thing you probably never thought about was how trend-setting he was. Urkel wore cardigans, cuffed jeans and thick-rimmed hipster glasses before you did, and that’s why he’s cooler. So the next time your hipster friends try a new fashion style